2018 entries
Give ME some LOVIN’ Ukraine
There’s something distinctively folie de gran about Ukraine this year, and somehow they manage to get away with it.
That was a little unfortunate, Sweden
Betcha the Swedish head of delegation has had a nice and quiet weekend with this guy:
Gutsy Georgia
Georgia has a lot to offer. This one is For You:
Not moonstruck by Azerbaijan
It’s time to X Azerbaijan off our list.
Thank God and G:Son for Malta
Every year needs a perfect pop song in Eurovision. We heartfully thank Sir Thomas G:Son for making that happen:
San Marino, the mean hit machine
If we were to use an automatic hitgenerator for Eurovision (other than the familiar one from IKEA country), we figure this is what it would make:
Will Israel win this year?
She’s certainly not our toy. But can this lady really take a trophy back to Tel Aviv?
From Belgium with love
Her name is Sennek. Only Sennek. And she is stirred, not shaken:
Greece back in form
Those Greek national finals sound kinda fun. A few years back they hosted one in a shopping mall, with escalators serving as a stage backdrop, which tells us the Greek must have been pretty low on cash, which is hardly a surprise, but still impressively solution oriented. This year however, they didn’t even get around to organizing a national final before ALL ENTRIES but one ended up being disqualified. Including two entries being disqualified for not sounding Greek enough. A couple of others were kicked out when they failed to cough up the dosh needed to participate in the international final, and TA-DA, Yianna Terzi won on walkover. We can only conclude she must be very GREEK and very RICH, so good to have that all sorted.