2017 entries – GOOD EVENING EUROPE

Second Semi Final in Kyiv Tonight!

It’s time to pick our 10 favorites to qualify for the final from the second semi-final. After countless vodka shots[…]

Montenegro is treating us to a disco stomper about space travel this year. And even though we must admit that[…]

If only French Eurovision entries could be as entertaining as their politics nowadays. The French were really on to something[…]

As you may NOT have noticed on this blog, Portugal is one of our favorite countries. Apart from their entirely incomprehensible, unpronouncable[…]

There are many things to say about Azerbaijan. Here are a few of them:

You know when you run into something that is too good to be true; it probably means it isn’t true?[…]

Yodeling probably has a special place in someone’s heart. But definitely not in ours:

Does the term “quit while you are ahead” mean anything to Valentina Monetta? We’d go with a “no” on this[…]

We have a feeling Ukraine is not very keen on winning again for the second year running. We can’t think[…]

What to do when you are not allowed to grab pussies anymore? You head for the moment: