Quick question: Do we like the Maltese entry?
Quick answer: Not at all
There are as many reasons not to like the song as there are beautiful people on that tiny rock. But the last time we listed those, we were stuck with haters for many weeks, so we chose to refrain and just deliver a simple message to the country of Falcons:
We love you, Malta. With all of our hearts and all of Claudia’s beautiful dress. But next time, please, please, PLEASE bring a decent song. We’d really like to cheer for you again.
Let’s go for Valetta Elfejn U Dsatax!