Ring, ring! Who’s calling Greta? That’s a question that’s been on our minds ever since she won the Söngvakeppnin final back in February. And since we’re serious journalists, we have of course embarked on a mission in getting to the bottom of this. Here’s what we found out:
- A sobbing Jónsi demanding to know why she ditched him
- Kaliopi and Donny Montell from the class of 2012 asking if she would like to join their LinkedIn alumni group
- SVT suggesting she should return the secondhand stagings she borrowed from them
- The Smoke Monster from Lost
- A lawyer from Panama asking her if she needs any help setting up a bank account in the Cayman Islands
- Just some random bloke calling to scream Helvítis fokking fokk! and then hang up
- Thomas G:son offering to write her a decent rock song next year
- IVAN’s wolf howling. Or it might just be that bloke singing for Cyprus this year. Or Elnur from Azerbaijan. WHY IS EVERYBODY SINGING ABOUT WOLFS ALL OF A SUDDEN?
- Agnete asking her if she could be a darling and finish her preview video
- Poland wondering what color her life is
- Donald Trump, asking if they should make Iceland great again sometime
- Disney Cruise Line’s HR-department booking her for the next season of the show Sail-Away Celebration
- It’s Kaliopi again, wondering if she fancy a donut
- A Telia customer service representative offering her a subscription with free data roaming within the Nordic countries
- Spain’s Barei, just calling to say yay
If you wish to read a proper review of an Icelandic Eurovision entry, please feel free to check out what we wrote in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014 and 2015.
