MGP 2016: Frozen edition

Stine Hole Ulla – «Traces»

Meet Elsa!

Holy smoke, this girl can sing! Which is about the only positive thing we can say about this horrific screechaton, bluntly stolen and copied from the same mold as every Disney movie score ever to be made. Heck, Stine Hole Ulla even looks like Elsa from Frozen. We DARE her to appear on stage in Oslo Spectrum in a turquoise dress.

We so wish we could say that this one will sink without the trace, but we fear it’s shaping up to be a serious contender for the win. It’s obnoxiously inoffensive, hyper commercial, timeless crap. The kind of crap a surprisingly large amount of the population tends to appreciate beyond comprehension. The Frozen fans, their nans and their dads will probably vote in droves. Oh dear, oh dear…

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