So, we’re thinking, what’s up with this?
Did someone photograph all the male contestants hanging upside down? Did Elnett suddenly decide to skip Penelope in favor of Eurovision heroes? Did hipstermania enter the Eurovisional dialogue? Did the technicians of D-town stack up on some extra electricity in every single male singer this year? Did someone do that old bread on the head trick? Or did the Jedwards take a picture of themselves and send it out to the whole of Europe telling them to look the same?
Not that we know, but there’s a whole lot of high hair going on here. Note to every male self till next time: If you are to reach the finals of Eurovision, you totally have to let your hair up!